You may wonder what actually happens prior to your visit with an independent. You may picture your chosen lady as a lady of leisure, waiting for your call. Perhaps you envision her chilled out like a goddess on a chaise lounge seat, indulging in some grapes, swanned over dripping in pearls. Or you may think "golly, escorts make quite a bit of money per hour." Yes we do. If you look at it like that. But that would mean the rest of what we do is unpaid, and trust me, it all adds up. There is a heck of a lot that goes on behind the scenes prior to and after your visit.
The first thing that needs to be done, is of course, maintenance and upkeep of appearances. I say this is the first thing, but only due to not being able to effectively market oneself if you don't look like a lady of appeal. This entails not just the typical hair and make up you see before you. Oh no... This can and probably entails:
Hair appointments
Facials (not those ones cheeky!)
Make up
The gym
Manicures and pedicures
Not to mention, clothes, outfits, costumes, special requests, shoes and lingerie.
Ordering clothes online, or worse! Going into a lingerie shop and having to try them all on. Same goes with shoes, and trying to find a pair of stockings that look like stockings, not inner thigh decapitators (the struggle is real)
STOCKING UP ON NECESSITIES
Tissues
Body wash
Colognes
Mouth wash
Health Consumables
STOCKING UP ON THE OTHER NECESSITIES
Cleaning products
Beverages
Costumes and Toys
the list goes on
THE ENDLESS CLEANING PRIOR TO AND AFTER EACH ONE
Wiping surfaces
Disinfecting
Vacuuming
Glassware
Refilling the body washes
Removing and disposing of used consumables
Polishing taps
Cleaning bathrooms in general
Fluffing pillows
Disinfecting toys used
the list also goes on
ADVERTISING & MARKETING (an ongoing process)
Updating hours on personal website
Converse with account managers on directories and internet marketing platforms
Replying to emails, texts and phone calls if required
Setting up photo shoots
Doing photo shoots
Editing said photos
Uploading content
Updating website / blog to stay up to date
Social media content
GENERAL PLANNING
Organising appointments and time management
Plotting promotions if so desire
Brainstorming the viability and suitability of touring
Sourcing special request outfits
and more
PAPERWORK & ACCOUNTING
Keeping accurate records of bookings
Double checking this is accurate
Banking
Paying taxes and working out GST
Meetings with accountants
and more
FAIRLY REGULARLY WE HAVE TO:
File our nails so they don't scratch you
Go for our health check (and so should you)
Restock up on the consumables we use in every booking, check expiry dates
Check towels, sheets and pillow cases are still of a high standard
Update our photo shoots
If we use it, social media needs to be addressed
Travel to outcalls
Pay income tax and GST
JUST BEFORE YOU TURN UP TO SEE A GODDESS:
Light oil burner, deodorise rooms
Get music playlist ready, change the music playlist
Light candles, turn on lamps
Ensure there are two matching glasses for your complimentary beverage
Shave legs, prep body
Ensure hair is fresh and clean, and looks lovely
Make up done to precision
Run about and make sure the bedroom is immaculate
Have a fight with garter belt
Slide into some high heels
Clear our throat, smooth our skirt, smile and get ready to say "Howdy! Fancy seeing YOU here!"
