Musings of a Wellington Escort

Are we there yet? It's Lockdown Baby!

I love how this time round I do not need to explain what a lockdown is. So much so, that I retired my work phone into the depths of my...

SWoA ~ July | Christchurch

https://instagram.com/swaotearoa?utm_medium=copy_link PART UNO ~ Well well well, look how another entire year has flown by and it is time...

Cucumber Sandwiches & Champagne

You know how they say, and they say a lot, that variety is the spice of life? What if you don't like spices. I am such a stickler to what...

Mansplaining

My adoration of men is well known. But I have a client who mansplains. I have blonde hair and a whacky sense of humour. I actually think...

I bet you say that to everyone!

Something over the years of my working as an escort, is I pick up what is said before it is even said. Something else I pick up is how...

Aw, You Shouldn’t Have!

Now while it must be said, I never ever ask for anything, but occasionally, I am asked what I would like as a wee something-something as...